There are several things that could spoil an intimate moment. In fact, Lovehoney made a survey about this and the results were either intriguing or interesting.

One of the most common spoilers is hearing the front door close in the middle of a hot intimacy. But why didn’t they lock the front door in the first place? Of course, when you hear that sound, it’s as if, someone is watching you while you were in the middle of some hot scene. All right, lock the door and continue.

The next worst thing is hearing your lover say they love your mum. That’s simply ridiculous. Why would they say that in such an inappropriate time?

One percent of the respondents said animal sounds would distract them from their romantic mood. However, a lot more spoilers have been identified, at least through this survey. They are as follows:

•    A rowdy fart – How would you feel if you were in the middle of thrust and drag scenario and then you hear no less than a proud fart? What’s more distressing is when your lover farts while you are giving them a head. Perhaps the most annoying would be when they fart whilst you are right in front of their butts. Gross!

•    Feeling sick – What if your partner says they feel sick? All right, that was the first time you squirted onto them. I heard about girls who felt like throwing up the first time their partners squirted in their mouth.

•    Moaning someone else’s name – All right, whom else is your partner making out with? This is like a serious demeanor inside the bedroom. Make sure you know exactly who you’re sharing the bed with. Or else…

•    Kids knocking on the door – One of your kids wakes up and knocks at the door. Oh, no! You cannot open the door when you and your partner are naked and sweating.

•    Fantasizing you’re with Brad Pitt – So you have been fantasizing some handsome celebrity all this time? Where does this put your man into?

Ok, there are lots more. In fact, you might have your own spoilers like a ringing cellular phone or a nagging neighbor.

For you to enjoy sex than the usual way, you may try unique foreplays. There are plenty of tips that you can find on a sex toys blog and apply it during your intimate moments with your partner. Who knows, a glass dildo may be one of your favorite toys of all time.

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